NLPer with Phi Gu Nate were old friends and long time threw a stick. So when they met, it just sat, silent and enjoy the company of each other. With whom they could both mentally pomolchat, knowing that you do not perebyut stupid question, or worse - a response.
Enlightenment.
And once they are seated, then silent, and then Nate Phi Gu suddenly asked NLPera:
- You are what you think, brother?
NLPeru was a shame that he thinks, when all are silent, and he decided to confess once talked.
- Yes here, brother, I think, as a model of enlightenment, so that you can achieve it simply follow the steps technique.
- Aa - Phi Gu Nate for a second проникся his idea. - Yes, well, it would be. Only you it is still not dostignesh. Never. - Cut it. - So you can relax.
NLPer already vzdrognul from such thoughts. But then remembered that if Phi Gu something Nate said, the truth and in the case. So it is now really just relax for the enlightenment. NLPeru And suddenly it was so easy to love ...
The purpose of life.
- Look, brother - as something broke the silence of Phi Gu Nate - and you have a goal in life?
- No. - Tried NLPer lied solely out of good intentions. About enlightenment, he had already told the Phi Gu Nate.
- It's a pity ... - Phi said Gu Nate and then stopped, as if this topic has been exhausted.
But NLPera has a curiosity that he had not stood and said:
- And why should you, my goal?
- Yes because ... I tell you a secret dzensky way, as it can be quickly put into practice.
- Aa ... - Said NLPer and realized that he had just somewhere oblazhalsya. But did not understand where.
Then he hesitated a little bit more and decided all the same ask Phi Gu Nate:
- And you, brother, there is a goal in life?
- Why should I target? - Phi Gu said Nate. - I have my whole life.
"Yes ..." - Thought NLPer - "Where should I put it a goal?"
Following the death.
- Phi Gu Nate - once asked NLPer - but how do you think that will be after death?
- I do not think I know. - Phi Gu replied Nate. - Nothing will.
- In the sense of "nothing"? - Did not understand NLPer duality.
- Nothing - nothing and nobody. - Said the wizard.
- It's a pity ... - NLPer sighed.
Phi Gu Nate looked into his eyes.
- And what, you had some kind of plan after life?
- No ...
- Then what you are afraid not to have?
- Well, nothing I am not afraid ...
- Then what difference to you, what will be after death?
Two infinity.
Once NLPeru tired and he decided to remain silent pofilosofstvovat.
- Phi Gu Nate, and that more of infinity?
- I do not know. - Honestly answered the master.
- This is easy! - NLPer insisted on the development of themes - infinity multiplied by two!
- Fool! - Zaoral his master. - How to infinity can be multiplied by two, if it has infinite!
- What, then, more than infinity?
- As what? Obviously, the two infinity!
- Something I will not understand - NLPer confused - because if the two-fold infinity, the same as the time and will be infinity, multiplied by two.
- Well, you give! - Laughed over Phi Gu Nate. - Why did you add the two infinity? You that a little?
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