Phi Gu Nate was a Zen master - he had a stick of bamboo, and he knew, when they need to beat the student. He came once to Phi Gu NLPer Nate, who has just learned of NLP and now decided to simulate the Zen. Well, sat down, adjusted, is believed to be first on the posture, then the values of razochek and kozyrnuv couple of times refreymingom, who finally admitted he was granted and why. About Grindera with Bendlerom not forget to mention, so just in case the authorities did.
Phi Gu Nate listened to him carefully and asked:
- And on the basis of the doctrine eNeLPe?
There NLPer thought. "Cool kapnul," - I think - "the logical level of no less than belief. From such a metaphor does not otmazheshsya ... as it would dispose of ..." Think, thought, and decided that it is better not to show off and just answer.
- At baseline presuppozitsiyah eNeLPiii. - Proudly said NLPer, providing end to the English style. He said as he sent. Mol, nefig there fingers in someone else's content to throw.
- And can you show me the basic presuppozitsii NLPiii? - Adjusted to the Zen master NLPeru. Yes adjusted so that NLPer it much of its pochuvstoval. Well, of course, immediately wanted to enlighten the great minds of meta-knowledge.
Map of the territory.
- Well, for example ... Map is not territory. - Voiced NLPer presuppozitsiyu first that came to him in the head.
- Well not really, - rebelled Phi Gu Nate - Oh that, that, as this is the map area.
- No, you do not understand, the card can not be territorial, because ...
- No, I is just understood. Site - a territory.
- No!
- Yes!
- Well, your card may be the area, but my - no.
- Well, finally something! - Nate sighed Phi Gu.
The meaning of communication.
- And what is more basic presuppozitsii in NLP? - Phi Gu Nate said, looking at the sunset.
- The meaning of communication in the reaction, it is ... Hey, you hear me? ... Hey ...
How long have NLPer called Phi Gu Nate, but the artist has continued to sit, gazing at the sunset. Then NLPer got too close and stared at the sunset, just imitating him.
- Not much you understood? - Then asked him Phi Gu Nate.
But NLPer silent, continuing to represent Phi Gu Nate.
Then the master grabbed the bamboo stick and a dolbanet his head ...
- Ay! It hurts you that! - NLPer jumped up and stared at the Phi Gu Nate.
- Well, who better communication? - Asked the master.
What?
- If you want me something to effectively explain, please, do not be a uniformity in their methods. - NLPer hinted at the previous intsedent. - Bendler with Grinderom said that if what you're doing does not work, do anything else. - Put it last.
- What?
- If what you're doing does not work, do anything else. - Repeated NLPer.
- What? - Gu peresprosil Phi Nate the same voice.
- If what you're doing does not work, do anything else. - Said NLPer already louder.
- What? - No change to the master.
- If what you're doing does not work, do anything else. - Have made a mint NLPer every word.
- What?
- If you have time you say "What" - zaoral NLPer took bamboo stick - I have struck you on the fingers!
- Ah, well, so would immediately and said it is! - Phi delighted Gu Nate.
Feedback.
- No errors, there is an inverse relationship. - Comforted themselves NLPer.
- More of kanatohodtsu. - Cold made Phi Gu Nate.
Not knowing what to say, NLPer thought.
- Okay, okay, go something people learn on the ground. - Back to Phi Gu Nate - So what are you saying there?
- No errors, there is an inverse relationship.
- And what do I do with this feedback to the person who got into the pit to the lion?
NLPer think again. Then, the master sat in the same posture, and put his hand over his head.
- Do not overlook the lion. - Shouted NLPer and turned the other way.
- Correct. - Phi Gu said Nate, removing the stick. - Only it will not save him from the feedback lion.
Choices.
- A man always makes the best choice possible at the moment. - Called NLPer regular presuppozitsiyu.
- Are these the best choice that they'd better not do at all. - Gu stebanulsya Phi Nate.
- If it is possible.
- This is also your choice. - Summed up the master.
Free your mind.
- Consciousness and the body parts of a system. - Reported NLPer another truth.
- Then Liberation your mind without the help of meditation. - Explicitly asked Phi Gu Nate.
NLPer gained full lungs of air and slowly vydohnuv all the air before the latter measure.
- And I do think it will make me again. - Phi Gu Nate said, deferring to the stick.
Last stick.
- Each behavior has a positive intention. - Timidly uttered NLPer, presentiment amiss.
Phi Gu Nate immediately grabbed his stick and otdubasil NLPera wholeheartedly.
- Now that you say? - Then asked the master.
- Thanks, that taught me the Zen. - Said NLPer looked Phi Gu Nate's eyes. - But, you know that ...
NLPer took the stick Phi Gu Nate and otlupiv his master handed him stick in hand.
- You were convincing. - Phi said Gu Nate and thrown stick.
For whom the universe friendly.
- Universe is friendly. - Just said NLPer.
- To whom? - Phi Gu said Nate.
NLPer looked into his eyes and smiled widely.
Master smiled and nodded in response.
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